What is Opec's Dream Come True?


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Any town which has 10% or less of its population younger than 55, has no public transportation, and any place to buy goods at a reasonable price is just outside of a 3 hour walk one way. So called because you need a car to get anywhere fun, and cars burn gasoline, which means more $$$ for the oil companies. If you are lucky, you might be able to take a ride to Wal*Mart on unicorn or dragon for a small fare (I'm being sarcastic on that last sentence.)

The main advantage is low crime, if a bank gets robbed, a walker or cane would of been used as a deadly weapon.

Grandma:"Mabye we could move to Tiverton!"

Youngun:"Tiverton! That's OPEC's dream come true!"

See oil, gas prices


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