Opel

What is Opel?


1.

European car manufacturer, pretty much the main branch of GMin Europe along with Saab and Isuzu.

Also known as Vauxhall in the UK, Holden in Australia and Chevrolet in South America. (the Chevy models are slightly different, such as estate and saloon versions of the Corsa, which aren't available in Europe.)

They make almost any type of car and is mainly aimed at the middle-class, along with Ford. Despite the shit reputation it seems to have on here, they do make some decent looking cars, such as the Vectra and their sports car, the VX220. They aren't rust-on-wheels anymore like they were 20 years ago.

Some Opel cars also make it into America every now and again, such as the Sintra, a total failure of a people carrier in Europe but is doing remarkably well under three different brands in America.

Astra - small family car

Vectra - repmobile

Vivaro - Transit equivalent

Corsa - hatchback

Zafira - people carrier

Frontera - SUV

VX220 - sports coupe

See DCI

2.

A feminist woman who declines being a feminist. Also known for spouting sexual phrases without realizing so. Such as saying one likes black men. Or Sweety you need to put it down or it'll squirt mommy in the face

Damn, she pulled an Opel in class.

See opel, feminist, woman, idiot

3.

when you grease up a bowling pin, shove it up your ass, then slather your naked body with peanutbutter, then run a mile with it still in your ass. if it falls out before the mile has been ran, it is called a Moger. if it stays in it is called an Opel.

my ass still hurts from that opel i did the other day

See moge, opel, peanut butter bowling, mile

4.

German car brand acquired by General motors in 1926 and merged with Bentley's rival Vauxhall to form POS lower class cars for the poor. Rusty as hell. German efficiency turned into american mass-produced crap. Sold in Europe, except re-badged as Vauxhall in the UK.

Yes, opel have made some good cars, examples:

Opel Manta A

Opel Manta B

Opel Manta GTE

Opel Lotus Omega (world's fastest saloon 1990-1998, better known as VauxhallLotus Carlton)

That's...

about....

it.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

5.

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.

2. that kid who smells rather manky

1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag.

2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough class.

3. That opel is a DOUCHE

See opel, douche, manky, hoe biscuit

6.

Opel is the best motherfuckin' brand in da whole world! They make the greatest cars!

VW sucks!

BMW sucks!

Mercedes sucks!

Ford sucks!

Toyota sucks!

Lexus sucks!

7.

Car for poor middle class people who cannot afford more than scrapmetal on rusted wheels.

Dude, my new Opel only cost me $5


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