Open Mic

What is Open Mic?

Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect.

"Shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an Open Mic!"

"Is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an Open Mic?"

See trousers, flies, horseradish, microphone

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Molesticon

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Quiznickle

1. The act of being SO confused that one's head is about to explode! Oh my goodness! THAT is soo confusing.. I'm so quiznickle r..

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