What is Open Mic?
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Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect.
"Shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an Open Mic!"
"Is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an Open Mic?"
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A piece of fabric,in this case flannel, used to ejaculate into after/during self fornication.
I was all ready to hunker down for a long..