Open Mic

What is Open Mic?

Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect.

"Shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an Open Mic!"

"Is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an Open Mic?"

See trousers, flies, horseradish, microphone

Zuley

1. 1) someone indecisive or flaky, especially while having sex; 2) when a guy is fucking a woman and alternates repeatedly between orifices..

Cootchie Cutters

1. Tight little shorts that cut into the circulation of the vagina or the testicles depending on if a man or woman wears them. Coleman lov..

Vajelly

1. The milky, often pungent, jelly-like substance that continually oozes from the vagina. Wondering what he smelled, Brian searched the ho..

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