Open Mic

What is Open Mic?

Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect.

"Shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an Open Mic!"

"Is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an Open Mic?"

See trousers, flies, horseradish, microphone

Jellybean

1. The cutest cat in the world. She is orange and white, borderline retarded, and has a head tilt. She likes salmon, destroying laptops, so..

Rossled

1. To be upset or angry Justin Haze was all rossled up last night when the Iowa Hawkeye's lost! Fuck me Running.... See riled, piss..

Virtual Bluetooth

1. When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't. Who is Marilyn talking to? She's on Virtua..

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