Open Mic

What is Open Mic?

Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect.

"Shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an Open Mic!"

"Is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an Open Mic?"

See trousers, flies, horseradish, microphone

Nogz

1. business, affair, personal concern "Don't fuck with my nogz!" "Get up out my nogz." "Dude, you fucked m..

Vèbè

1. A very rare species. The VèBà is a very velumptious bottomed mammal whose appearance is very beautiful sometimes with polk-a-dot nails s..

Drug Dealer Starter Kit

1. A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following: A) 1 ounce of marijuana B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies C) 5-10 local potheads D)..

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