What is Open Mic?
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Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect.
"Shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an Open Mic!"
"Is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an Open Mic?"
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Someone who uses the excuse "OMG like you know me you fat pig!"
Britt used "The Twinkie Defense" when we found out ..