What is Open Mic?
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Noun; Another name for a penis which happens to not only be inadvertently petruding from one's trousers, but is also errect.
"Shit boys, check out that fucker, he's showing us an Open Mic!"
"Is it me, or has that old woman at the bar got an Open Mic?"
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To further and in greater detail study a matter. A bastardization of the word investigate.
There is the possibility that using investi..
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Having sex with an overweight girl / fatty
Derek is so drunk I think he's going to try to go on an elephant ride tonight!
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