What is Open Season?
1.
The Part of the Year when it is both Legally, and Ecologically, Acceptable to Hunt for Animals,Fish or Game, of a Particular Species.
All the (civilised) Local National Governments set Start and End Dates for the Open Season; and the Closed Season.
These dates can be different for each of the Animals, Fish, or Game Species which a Hunter/Angler wants to target.
In Order to Avoid Being Caught, Arrested and Fined, it is necessary to Find out what the Start and End Dates are for the Open Season; as it applies to the Species of Quarry which YOU want to Hunt.
( The Survival of Species is At Stake; So Don't Risk Being Busted.)
The Fines are, Quite Rightly; VERY PAINFULLY EXPENSIVE.
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2.
the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.
Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.
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A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)
Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!
Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!
- Film Advisory Board
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When alll the girls you and your friends have a sexual intrest in and or dating become open for any random jobber to bone.
Dude, since its fuckin open season, I went and fucked the fuckin roast beef out of evan's women.
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the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.
Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.
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