Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?


1.

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity


27

Random Words:

1. An award given to somebody who files a mind-numbingly frivolous lawsuit. Named after Stella Liebeck, the woman infamous for suing McDon..
1. To say that something is shite or lacks in substance. See that guy over there he's pure geraldine dungwalla!!!!!!!!!!!!..
1. When a video camera is made to record slower resulting in a fast playback motion. Undercranking is sometimes used in old car chase film..