Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

Lake Jackson Thank You

1. A sudden spout of jism, oft preceded by Lake Jackson hnadshake...

Evenlier

1. More even You're tall, so you body fat is distributed evenlier than mine. See consistent, direct, equal, flush, plumb, regular, r..

Sprizz

1. Derogatory term for African Americans;commonly used in the 40s+50s I see a sprizz breaking into the liquor store 2. (or sprizzum) Th..

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