Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

Gargonized

1. The act of taking over the world, or, at least on a smaller scale, knocking down one's friends a few pegs via political maneuvering..

Etus

1. A man with a huge cock, resembling a fetus hanging off of him. Mr. B was etus for sure, you could tell by the bulge in his pants. See ..

Queerfuck

1. Being worth 28 points in Scrabble. Kelli owning Meghan. Who says queerfuck isn't a word?! See queer, fuck, scrabble, ducks, ballo..

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