Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

Mulge

1. a fusion of man and bulge aka man bulge the ever present bulge in a guys pants "whoa, look at the mulge on that" "omg,..

Heiser

1. when you are walking around on the street in school in a store etc... and you see two members of the same sex totally groping each other..

Conquis

1. adj. extraordinarily big; monstrous damn, i just layed a conquis turd!!!!..

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