Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

Mount Everbreasts

1. Giant, sagging, wobbly, stretch-marked breasts that are so big you'd need a ready supply of oxygen to conquer them. Usually the onl..

Hernon

1. n. flakey vagina crust n. a dry area of or around the lips of a girls vagina, usually due to lack of moisture Jake: Susie, why do you ..

Vagloaf

1. Bread or other yeast made product, made by feminine yeast. I would love a slice of vagloaf instead of wheat bread. See vagina, bread, ..

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