Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

Cramping

1. Laughing so hard and so long that your belly begins to ache. That was so funny man, I was cramping. See hilarious..

Upstream Dream

1. Receiving oral sex (preferably combined with butthole pleasures) while on a boat or raft. Toby couldnt help but get the chills when he ..

Zambürste

1. A poltergeist which haunts cars and other forms of transportation, causing major malfunctions and general bad luck. (After a breakdown)..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Open The Garage Edit Meaning