Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

Eldophiliac

1. The polar opposite of a pedophiliac, just not in the small child sense. 18+ for 25+. Justin who is 19, wants Scott who is 28...

Roffels

1. The alternate (and commonly considered wrong) version of Roffles. Less funny though. I'mma reply to this topic with a crapload of ..

Langua

1. Cow Tongue, mainly eaten in Mexico and a lot of places in south America hey esse you want some langua See cow, tongue, yum, tung, esse..

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