What is Open The Garage?
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Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.
Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!
Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??
Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*
Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?
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When you are so sexually deprived, you think a blender is a sex hole so you screw it, reswulting in loss of penis.
I was so horny i had..
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A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey..
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A sweater of no/or little value often torn or missing specific lettering/logos/tags that any normal sweater might of once had.
I ran ou..
