Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

Mexi-boobs

1. mexican female with huge knockers "Check out the mexi-boobs at 3 o' clock." See mexican, boobs, tits, knockers, hooters..

Deaded

1. blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown. I like the way my best people straight deaded me. 2. rej..

Zeus Meat

1. A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube ste..

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