Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

W.p.s.

1. "White People Shit" Something usually done by the Caucasian race that generally displays lack of common sense. Craig: "M..

Zach Humphrey

1. A male (usually white) who is wanted by ladies, so he can make sweet, hot, passionate sex at them. man, i wish I was a zach humphrey S..

Crinkly Demons

1. testicles and scrotum. ARRRRGGGGHHH!!! Brian kicked me right in the crinkly demons!! See grapes, nuts, cahones, cobbles..

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