Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

Pikeyness

1. When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you. Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash. Pikeyness - Sniffing your ..

Premail Address

1. an old email address, which is usually embarrassing, stupid, or both. i made my premail address lilpussycat63 when i was 8. See old, e..

Kooz

1. Diry twat. Usually used for women who have gone above and beyond to be a bitch. Koozen is the plural form it means many dirty twats. A f..

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