Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

Knobfuck

1. Sexual intercourse where only the tip of the penis penetrates the vagina; or, an insult to someone who is as useless as said intercourse..

Tenant

1. Also known as "Disappointment". One who signs a contract, to pay rent in exchange for occupancy/use or real property, with ..

Exausted

1. to be tired and or sleepy after having a long day. i worked all day and i am exausted. See tired, sleepy, work, long, day..

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