Open The Garage

What is Open The Garage?

Lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have sex, esp. with large females.

Jonathan: I just found a cheeto in your bellybutton!

Mr. T's Mom: DONT EAT IT. I want it. You stuck it in yet??

Jonathan: I gotta open the garage first. Lean back. *sticks it in*

Mr. T's Mom: Is it in yet?

See fat, obese, lard, sex, giggity

Ocl

1. An Obsessive Compulsive Lol-er. One who excessively overuses the online abreviation lol (laughing out loud) to mean just about aything t..

Jucket Contractor

1. A guy with no license, insurance , or skills and uses a Minivan as a work truck with ladders tied to the top. Also has a coverted pick-u..

Point Man

1. When going out with a group of male friends with the intent of picking up women together, the point man is the friend that will always j..

Open The Garage Edit Meaning