Opened The Ham

What is Opened The Ham?

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.

Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?

See fart, break wind, beef

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

See trump, fart, guffage, guff, botty burp, smelly

Uncle Pat

1. a guy who tells other guys how he loves his girlfriend even though they dont wanna hear it a bunch of guys are watching football and on..

Drop The Kids Off At The Pool

1. To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god. I was on my way to work and I had..

Hackerish

1. One who engages in hacker-like behavior, or has hacker-like thoughts. "Pete tried to break into Dan's e-mail account the othe..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Opened The Ham Edit Meaning