Opened The Ham

What is Opened The Ham?

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.

Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?

See fart, break wind, beef

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

See trump, fart, guffage, guff, botty burp, smelly

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