What is Open-faced Turkey Sandwich?
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The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
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The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
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