What is Open-faced Turkey Sandwich?
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The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
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A Germanword which literally translates as "super cock".
That guy I fucked last night had an Überschwanz.
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When a man or woman feels without a shadow of a doubt and only circumstantial evidence that they could have sexual relations with anothe..
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You have been "shit listed" i e no one wants anything to do with you, banned, etc
Shawn was pooplisted for qq'ing his do..
