What is Open-faced Turkey Sandwich?
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The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
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A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.
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Females of wich you pay for their drinks (pints) until they're shitfaced enough to sleep with you.
Often located in the UK.
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