What is Open-faced Turkey Sandwich?
1.
The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
See
Random Words:
1.
UK useage.
The police in an area notorius for it's highcrime rate eg Whitechapel in East London, The Barton Hill area of Bristol, ..
1.
(n.) An insulting term for a gay guy. (adj.) Large and flamboyant.
You are such a peter puffer you fag.
Wow, look at that peter puffer..
1.
"shot in the face" can be used in any situation where a person has truley fucked up the lives of other people. Thereby dismant..
