Opening Theory

What is Opening Theory?

n.-A chessterm for the strategy employed in the first couple moves (opening) of a chess game. Nonsense if you want to have fun.

Haven't you studied your opening theory?

Shut up.

See chess, balderdash, nonsense, outlandish

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