Oplz Edit Meaning

1. when you constantly type like this and have problems typing in one line yeah so today i was like going to school and i foun..

1. What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang..

1. A white suberbanite household cat that masturbates in my mayonase while im in the living room eating peanut butter with a knife. It ran..