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What this Mexican said to me when he wandered on to my property last night
A Mexican guy came into my yard and wanted to use my phone. ..
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the most awesome and coolest guy in the world. he can skateboard, fix computers, is a ninja in disguise, and get all the bitches, i mean..
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What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.
Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's ..
