Opossum

What is Opossum?


1.

It is the world's dumbest animal.

I have recently started calling dumb guys opossum.

eg: You are a bloody opossum

2.

Figuratively: Someone whose shitty driving will soon cause them to be found dead on the road, just as actual opossums are often found.

(You are on a 3 lane freeway in the Summer. A person driving 45 mph, goes from the right lane to the middle lane, directly in front of you, without using their turn signal)

YOU: (Yelling sarcastically out the window as you pass) Thanks for the turn signal Opossum!

See piece of pie, pawesome

3.

When for circumstantial reasons (people nearby, thin apartment walls) you have to have a quiet orgasm, an opossum - otherwise known as "having a silent O."

"Man my parents were sitting on the couch watching a movie and my girlfriend and I were getting it on in the next room - we both had to have an opossum!"

See orgasm, quiet, stealth, sneaky

4.

It's an opossum nigger!

Like that thing in Nic's backyard bitch!


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