Opporpoonity

What is Opporpoonity?

The opportunity available for poon at a given place or time.

1. Man! There is a lot of opporpoonity at that new strip club!!

2. You're going to an all girl's boarding school?? Think of the all the opporpoonity!!

A good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch.

Man I lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.

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An opportunity to get poon.

"Those two assholes just cockblocked our amazing opporpoonity."

"This could be a great opporpoonity."

See opportunity, chance, poon, pussy, vagina, girls, sex

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