What is Opportunititty?
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Pronunciation: "ä-p&r-'tü-n&-'ti-tE
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
1. A combination of favorable circumstances or situations that permit one to observe a greater portion of the female bosom than normally seen.
2. An attempt to make it to second base with any given nubile female when there exists the risk of rejection.
3. A fortuitous encounter with the Parus major (Great Tit) bird.
The Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show persented an opportunititty (i.e. Janet Jackson).
Karen slapped me last night when I seized the opportunititty.
Many opportunititties exist at the beach on a warm, Summer's day.
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