Opportunity

What is Opportunity?


1.

A word they use in Corporate America to trick you into doing work no one else wants to do while thinking your going to get promoted as a result of your hard work.

"Hey! Can you please file these work papers and make these copies! This is a great opportunity! You should be glad you got this!!!!

2.

Mars rover sent by NASA to Mars in 2003, which landed at Meridiani Planum. Designed to search for signs of liquid water, especially minerals formed in the presense of water (eg. Hematite).

"Opportunity has landed on Mars."

3.

Chance to have sex with. Encounter of chance in order to get naked and "Do It". To stick your purple helmet warrior into the quivering mound of love pudding of a girl you don't even know.

I have a friend with benefits because there are not many other opportunities at this time.


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