Oppurtunivore

What is Oppurtunivore?

One who repeatedly takes advantage of those people and situations around them, rarely doing anythign for themselves.

Oppurtunivores may use this skill to hitch rides from unwilling 'friends' or incessantly mooch off supermarket sample stands.

See Sample Slut.

Whenever she is in the grocery store, Susan turns into an oppurtunivore, hitting up free samples whenever she can.

See greedy, food, sample, take advantage, sample slut

Bluegasm

1. (blue-gasm) The bluegasm is the act of one person suffocating the other to the point of an orgasm. "Ohh last week Miss Elttil clam..

Upper Slushy

1. When you are making out with a girl while you have a dip in your mouth. Then spit your wad of chew into her mouth. If she spits it back ..

Langball

1. a Cork City word. Probably from Langer and Ballocks. Insulting. Of a man. Yer man's a right langball...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Oppurtunivore Edit Meaning