Oppurtunivore

What is Oppurtunivore?

One who repeatedly takes advantage of those people and situations around them, rarely doing anythign for themselves.

Oppurtunivores may use this skill to hitch rides from unwilling 'friends' or incessantly mooch off supermarket sample stands.

See Sample Slut.

Whenever she is in the grocery store, Susan turns into an oppurtunivore, hitting up free samples whenever she can.

See greedy, food, sample, take advantage, sample slut

Rufusized

1. Forced against one's will to listen to the work of Rufus Wainwright. Watch out for room one I was Rufusized. That bastard only pl..

Sex Chest

1. a very nice set of breasts that you want to make the sex with. My Friend Kristen Bought Herself a Sex Chest. See implant, boob, breast..

A.d.n.

1. Abbreviation for the National Dislexic Association Jim: What are you doing tonight? Josh: I have an A.D.N. meeting. Jim: Thats weaksa..

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