What is Oppurtunivore?
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One who repeatedly takes advantage of those people and situations around them, rarely doing anythign for themselves.
Oppurtunivores may use this skill to hitch rides from unwilling 'friends' or incessantly mooch off supermarket sample stands.
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Whenever she is in the grocery store, Susan turns into an oppurtunivore, hitting up free samples whenever she can.
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Random Words:
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Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.
Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair...