Oppurtunivore

What is Oppurtunivore?

One who repeatedly takes advantage of those people and situations around them, rarely doing anythign for themselves.

Oppurtunivores may use this skill to hitch rides from unwilling 'friends' or incessantly mooch off supermarket sample stands.

See Sample Slut.

Whenever she is in the grocery store, Susan turns into an oppurtunivore, hitting up free samples whenever she can.

See greedy, food, sample, take advantage, sample slut

Zabboobly

1. 1. A funny noise which is hard to describe. Ok, I was walking down a river, and a noise came. ZABBOOBLY! A rainbow appeared with a lepr..

F5'd

1. To f5 something, is to exploit a weakness in a system that is so menial and stupidly pathetic, that the victim of the attick should be p..

Elkimstock

1. A freeway for elves, near the north pole. Dude! The Elkimstock is so much faster than I-69!..

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