Oppurtunivore

What is Oppurtunivore?

One who repeatedly takes advantage of those people and situations around them, rarely doing anythign for themselves.

Oppurtunivores may use this skill to hitch rides from unwilling 'friends' or incessantly mooch off supermarket sample stands.

See Sample Slut.

Whenever she is in the grocery store, Susan turns into an oppurtunivore, hitting up free samples whenever she can.

See greedy, food, sample, take advantage, sample slut

Quarted

1. when a girl farts and queefs at the same time Tim was fucking his girlfriend and she quarted See queef, pussy fart, fart, ass, vagina ..

Im Going To Crash 4 The Night

1. im going to crash 4 the night means ur probably to shit-faced drunk/stoned to do anything else but sleep im going to crash 4 the night ..

W00t W00t

1. An expression of celebration or joy " I blow his fucking head open! w00t w00t!" See Patrick 2. a "l33t" term mea..

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