Oppurtunivore

What is Oppurtunivore?


1.

One who repeatedly takes advantage of those people and situations around them, rarely doing anythign for themselves.

Oppurtunivores may use this skill to hitch rides from unwilling 'friends' or incessantly mooch off supermarket sample stands.

See Sample Slut.

Whenever she is in the grocery store, Susan turns into an oppurtunivore, hitting up free samples whenever she can.

See greedy, food, sample, take advantage, sample slut


57

Random Words:

1. Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree ..
1. Phrase. A verbal retaliation to an unnecessarily defensive outburst or physically defensive or evasive reaction. It is reference to th..
1. the "shrieking eel" sex position> tie up a chick by her wrists and ankles and proceed to drop her into water. She will be ..