Oprahan

What is Oprahan?


1.

An orphan child, typically from Africa, sponsored by Oprah Winfrey to counteract the guilt she feels from amassing a $2.5 billion fortune.

Woman 1: Did you see "Oprah" today with all the cute South African children she sponsored?

Woman 2: Yes! I love those little Oprahans!

Woman 1: I know! Oprah is too good!

See oprah winfrey, orphan, homeless, poor, charity

2.

An orphan child, typically from Africa, sponsored by Oprah Winfrey to counteract the guilt she feels from amassing a $2.5 billion fortune.

Woman 1: Did you see "Oprah" today with all the cute South African children she sponsored?

Woman 2: Yes! I love those little Oprahans!

Woman 1: I know! Oprah is too good!

See oprah winfrey, orphan, homeless, charity


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