What is Opry?
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A Hillbilly Opera. An Opry is "high-style" to a redneck.
Formal attire is the proper mode of dress at a classic opera. Overalls for men, garish polyester stretched impossibly thin over mountains of fat, accented with a crown of big hair for women, is the accepted attire at The Grand Ole Opry.
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The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
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