Optagator

What is Optagator?


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The ability for a person to see abragationism (non-real things) in his/her daily life. This person serves as a bridge and can see both the real and non-real worlds. See abragationism for a fuller understanding of what optagators actually see on a daily basis. With this special talent comes the annoyance of witnessing completely ridiculous and abstractly imaginative occurrences.

"Hey Raphael, can you see this person sitting on top of the park bench chewing on a rusty old metal spork?"

"They make metal sporks Jerry?"

"Apparently, but do you see the person?"

"What person? There isn't anyone on the park bench."

"Oh no! I must be an optagator, I have the unique ability to see non-real and lack of existing events.

See abragationism, eyes, nothing, existence


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