Optalrectumitis

What is Optalrectumitis?

Medical abnormality when your optic nerve gets wrapped up with your rectal nerve and you develope a shitty outlook on life.

My wife gets optalrectumitis whenever i go out drinking with my buddies.

The Billiard

1. When engaging in Missionary style sex, the male forces his testicles into the female partner's anus. (Pool ball into a hole.) Damn..

Fresh Flip

1. To break out into the theme song for the Fresh Prince of Bel-air by Fresh Prince ( Will Smith) when engaged in a completely non-related ..

V.i.poo

1. Taking a dump in luxurious, backstage toilets at a gig or festival. Despite the lateness of the hour, Marc decided to spurn the Indian ..

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