Optarse

What is Optarse?

Someone who works at Optus who is too stupid or lazy to leave.

alec: hey you should leave Optus and come work with us

tas: oh maybe, i dunno if i should leave

alec: don't be an optarse!

See optus, work, stupid, lazy, unemployment, gak

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