Optharectitus

What is Optharectitus?

A condition where the optic nerves have attached themselves to the rectum. This results in a shitty outlook of the world around you.

Did you talk to Joe today? He didn't have one good thing to say. I think he's got a case of optharectitus.

See attitude, negativity, optic, rectum

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