What is Optical Assault?
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When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.
I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.
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2.
When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.
You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.
Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
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