Optical Assault

What is Optical Assault?


1.

When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.

I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.

See meat gazer, package, junk, fag, meat

2.

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.

You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!

See gay, herbst, locker room, uncomfortable


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