Optical Rectosis

What is Optical Rectosis?

The condition when the synaptic response of the optic nerve cross links with the motor nerves of the sphincter, giving one a shitty outlook.

Recent events have caused me to develop a chronic case of optical rectosis; life sucks.

See pessimist, optimist, vision

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