Optijism

What is Optijism?

A persistent belief that one is likely to get laid.

Given how few women were at the party, it was a exercise in optijism for Dick to think he would get lucky.

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Baked Mom

1. When you make cookies with your mom while getting stoned. Jesse(Jacob's Step Mom)-"Jacob, pass the cookie dough and the blunt..

Pbw

1. Pokey Bum Wank - To masturbate while inserting a finger/object e.g. vibrating razor handle up your arse. Chris enjoys a good pbw at the..

Year Of The Wibble

1. 2005 started off well for "the Wibbler" with a large amount of female contact during the first week of the year. Hence, this w..

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