Optijism

What is Optijism?

A persistent belief that one is likely to get laid.

Given how few women were at the party, it was a exercise in optijism for Dick to think he would get lucky.

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2 Minutes Off

1. Basically 2 minutes off sex. girl - hahahaha babe u look funny guy- dats it, 2 minutes off. See sex, time, funny..

Roflabic

1. An acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing and biting into carpet". May also be conjoined with the acronym lmao to produce rofL..

Skeeter Bridges

1. when an all black guy has no butt...even though it should come naturally. Andrew Cummins is a black guy whose granny calls him skeeter ..

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