Optijism

What is Optijism?

A persistent belief that one is likely to get laid.

Given how few women were at the party, it was a exercise in optijism for Dick to think he would get lucky.

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At A Job Site

1. Euphemism often used when referring to one's deviant sexual behavior. Specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh offic..

Congratufellations

1. Obtaining oral sex for doing something notable or successful. "Hi honey, I'm home! I got promoted at work today - I do believ..

2 Deal

1. a 2 Deal is getting something twice for one. or at half the cost of something. I got a pair of oakleys half off. thats a 2 deal. Can i..

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