Optimistology Edit Meaning

1. The Virgin Prostitute. An Evil tease whom tricks thy into thinking they'll have a night of passion, but really has a night of deat..

1. When a male ejaculates onto a female's face, then promptly throws dirt onto said face in order to create a crust on the ejaculate. ..

1. The greatest mp3 phone ever made by Sony Erricson! I like the feeling of my W800i, it makes me orgasm See sony, phone, mp3, mobile..