Optimistology Edit Meaning

1. Jet Leg usually occurs near the end of a crowded Southwest Airlines flight. You're packed in like sardines and you haven't mov..

1. A bruise located on a womans neck usually caused by getting titty banged Wow! look at this Qurapledinger that Jordan gave me last night..

1. Lies (Cockney rhyming slang) The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven...