Optimistology Edit Meaning

1. When you do absolutely nothing but say weird stuff but still get pussy like flys on meat. Man, Matt's such a volrath, he talks abo..

1. A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously a..

1. a combonation of buddy and dude. Often used to your close friends. Josh is my friend, he's my duddie. See dude, buddy, friend, cl..