Optimistology Edit Meaning

1. When someone jacks off on your balls, and then you dip them in his mouth. After having intense sex with John, Bill came on John's ..

1. Sheliza Vellani is the most beautiful woman in the world and any man who is with her should kiss the ground she walks on. Sheliza Vella..

1. a wet sounding fart, or a shart I just made me some James Brown stains. See fart, poop, stinker, shart, poot..