Optimists

What is Optimists?


1.

People who see life in the best possible light, or at least as being generally good. The most horrible, obnoxious people in the world.

"The glass is half-full!"

"Get that god damn water out of my glass, asshole! Did it ever occur to you I might have left it empty for a REASON?! HUH?! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!"

2.

People who see the world through rose-colored glasses, people who are unrealistic, people who have no actual lives if they think the world is good. Ignorance is Bliss, after all

Optimist: Yay! We're being tortured!

Normal Person: That's not a good thing. I'm in pain, and you probably are, too.

Optimist: Oh my god you bitch/bastard you're such a pessimist this is why nobody likes you and you have no friends


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