What is Optimus Christ?
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A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.
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If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.
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The act of being stood up by everyone else in a planned group outing.
How was the movie night yesterday.
It sucked. I got gangdumped.
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