What is Optimus Christ?
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A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.
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If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.
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In the house.
First you were in the house, then you were in the hiz-ouse, then you were in the hiz-ay, then you were in the hizzy.
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