Optimus Christ

What is Optimus Christ?


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A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.

Spoof on Transformers robots that change shape.

If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.

See hypocrite, religion, christ, christian


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