Optimus Christ

What is Optimus Christ?


1.

A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.

Spoof on Transformers robots that change shape.

If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.

See hypocrite, religion, christ, christian


87

Random Words:

1. anything that is homosexual He is faggatorial with another man. See gay, homosexual, fag, heterosexual, strait..
1. Similar to chron in definition, chronberries refers to anything that is awesome, sweet, cool, bitchin, etc. It is only used to specify t..
1. A fist pound in which one person gives the person next to him a pound, and that person gives a pound to the person on the other side of ..