What is Optimus Christ?
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A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.
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If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.
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Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it.
Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space!
Dad:..