Optimus Christ

What is Optimus Christ?

A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.

Spoof on Transformers robots that change shape.

If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.

See hypocrite, religion, christ, christian

Txt-back Anxiety

1. When a girl says she'll text you later, and ages later she still hasn't but you don't want to call her or you'll see..

Yettify

1. when you beatsomeone up and knockthem out, then you glue hairall over them. "you better watch out man, I'm gonna yettify you!..

Gc Combo

1. When pleasuring a female you find and play with her G-spot(G) and lick the clit(C) at the same time making an awesome combo That bitch ..

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