Optimus Christ

What is Optimus Christ?

A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.

Spoof on Transformers robots that change shape.

If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.

See hypocrite, religion, christ, christian

Lej

1. netslang contraction of legend or legendary Mostyn is such a lej. See legend, legendary, leg, shit, wicked..

Shnarkey

1. taking a fat shit/poop. Travis took a fat SHNARKEY and stunk up the whole house. See shit, crap, poop, shart, diarrhea..

Holldith Spearkie

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