What is Optimus Christ?
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A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.
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If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.
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(n)Someone with a rather large head.
Mary: Look at his head! (sts)
John: Dude, that foo has a big f**king Anchustegui!!!
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a stunning example of gods gift to women
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