Optimus Crime

What is Optimus Crime?


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n. A person who is a total genius; the coolestcat around town; a sexy man. The only poster that matters at Game-Revolution

-Hey, how did you do on the test?

-I aced it.

-Wow, you're an Optimus Crime.

-Hey Optimus Crime, why are you so cool?

-I don't know, I just am.

-Hey, you Optimus Crime. Do you want to get some lovin' tonight?

-Sure.

-Hey Optimus Crime, will you be my friend please?

-pffft, No time bitch.

-OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME!!11


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