What is Optimus Gaylord?
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The name given to a certain entity (i.e. myself) who owns large amounts of property.
My own collection of property icludes The Baron, The Dead Sea and The Roman Playboys.
Optimus Gaylord is ME and owns stuff, bitches.
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this word is used to describe a independent sexy lady. Doing her own thing and paying all her bills on her own.
Stemming from the name ..
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A word so intense, it'll literally blow you away if i told you the meaning.
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