What is Optimus Gaylord?
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The name given to a certain entity (i.e. myself) who owns large amounts of property.
My own collection of property icludes The Baron, The Dead Sea and The Roman Playboys.
Optimus Gaylord is ME and owns stuff, bitches.
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Engaging in wild animal sex with a person over 300 lbs.!
Damn i hit that girl up las night with some hipposexumus!
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