Optimus Rhyme

What is Optimus Rhyme?


1.

Not much is known about the intrepid rap hero other than the fact that he is 'pure ghetto' and will 'reprazent 'til the death, all day every day'. He is thought to be impervious to conventional rap cussing and able to spit lyrics that would 'send yo mama to chuuurch, fo real'.

Some conspiracy theorists assume that he is in fact the rap alter ego of one Craig Sanderson however this is yet to be proved. it is strange that both Optimus Rhyme and Craig Sanderson have yet to be seen in the same location at the same instant. This seems a mystery that will never be explained.

Yo! Optimus Rhyme is the mad dope ill shiznit fo' reel!

2.

The combination of two totally unrelated things that, when mixed together, create a retarded hell-spawned abomination of god.

a. "Dude, I've decided to mix my love for hip hop and transformers!"

"Oh god..."

"And I'm calling myself Optimus Rhyme!"

"Oh christ..."

b. "Dude, putting chocolate covered hotdogs on your pizza is a mistake. A Real Optimus Rhyme, dude."

See optimus, rhyme, transformers, rap, prime


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