What is Optimus Sub-prime?
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A description used for someone who may look like a big throbbing red fire truck with a blue head, but is infact a souless mechanical failure who wasn't constructed to gods true design. Sub prime. To qualify he/she must be a
1. "Look at Optimus Sub-Prime, he's having a fit on the dancefloor again. Theres something not quite right in that boy".
2. "Watch Out, Optimus Sub-Prime is about to throw his spear!
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A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two..
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n. The state having a raw dick due to excessive masturbation to internet pornography.
Blake Martin is a virgin, so he's got google..
