Option B

What is Option B?


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The ability to choose between enduring one's current situation or have a monkey fling his poop at you for 15 minutes instead.

Mom) Johnny, we have to go to a funeral later.

Johnny)Uh...I choose option B instead

*POOF*

Monkey) huhu ha ha ha


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