Optional Baldness

What is Optional Baldness?

A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION

Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!

"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"

"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"

See bald, option, optional, balding

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