What is Optipessimist?
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One whom gives a non-philosophical answer to a philosophical answer, providing both the optimistic and pessimistic points of view.
Question: Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
Answer: The glass's orientation between the level of contents and the height of the glass and the definition of which you describe said content/height ratio is relative to the previous action unto which the glass arived at it's current orientation.
The answer was given by an optipessimist.
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