What is Optipessimist?
1.
One whom gives a non-philosophical answer to a philosophical answer, providing both the optimistic and pessimistic points of view.
Question: Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
Answer: The glass's orientation between the level of contents and the height of the glass and the definition of which you describe said content/height ratio is relative to the previous action unto which the glass arived at it's current orientation.
The answer was given by an optipessimist.
See
Random Words:
1.
Roll on the floor laughing because my artificial limbs got suicide bombed by al qaeda.
person 01: Do you know where to get some crack a..
1.
A phrase you utter when you see a woman whom you suspect of having beef curtains. (A play on a popular food chain's slogan.)
Newsc..
1.
Robert's cycle is the proven theory that high school girls are stupid whores. It is a perpetual cycle that forces adult males to da..