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1. The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. Se..

1. A pharse uttered after someone who is exceptionally good at something makes a spectacular play. Is a play on the term murderer and quee..

1. Abbreviation for Dickmond, a rather piss-poor boss. I suppose The Mond will be knob slapping The Captain today See dick, twat, boss, p..