Optirectomy

What is Optirectomy?


1.

A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.

"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."

See optic, rectum, shitty, outlook, life

2.

A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.

A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.

See optirectomy, pessimist, shitty, sad sack

3.

A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.


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