What is Optirectomy?
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A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.
"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."
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A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.
A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.
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A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.
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old town halls is rhyming slang for "balls" because halls rhymes with balls. Most commonly used in Dublin, Irealand because of..
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whatever beer is on sale for the week, eh.
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