What is Optirectomy?
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A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.
"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."
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A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.
A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.
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A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.
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1. the act of defecating
2. a more flamboyant way of saying "I have to take a shit."
"Aw man! I gotta poopadoopdoop!
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a man with a large penis. People usually use this as a compliment.
girl: how big is he?
girl: oh man, hes an oingoboingo.
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