Optocotomist Edit Meaning

1. To be in an inebriated state of drunkeness, but still able to form a sly grin and light a cigarette to impress your friends. Put more si..

1. A woman with a vagina so big you could park a couple of luxary yachts in it and have plenty of room left over for your little dingy too...

1. The person that involuntarily and unknowingly messes up the smallest and the biggest things in life. Forgetfullness is a big part of an ..