Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Septute

1. Therese Olinger is gay; She is fucked;doesnt know what she is talking about ..

Feeling Minnesota

1. feeling depressed; humdrum "I'm lookin' California, but feelin' Minnesota"..

Oftt

1. One For The Team. Similar to TOFTT If no one's done tried her before, I'll do it - OFTT. See toftt, team, done, take, over..

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