Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Quinn Aka Quinnja

1. someone who shows a keen ability to get the women. someone who has the academic ability only matched by asians. Man, I could be Quinn...

Mahmud

1. A term aimed towards Arabs who happen to be badasses. Man, Sheriff is such a Mahmud. See mahmud, badass, cool, arab, jihad..

Scottish Juice

1. A beautiful entity from Scotland. The most beautiful... "Look at that Scottish Juice..." "Sweet Scottish Juice..."..

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