Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Fussels

1. Sex fungus if you dont wash, fussels appears on your butt ... kinda like the poojabbers version of athletes foot, except fussels is ac..

Grenaded

1. The act of being owned by a grenade. I just grenaded you pussy! See grenade, shotgunned, owned, you, gay..

Chigckin'

1. Waiting for parties to start. Its like "kicking it" but with "chicken" in it because its just to bide your time an..

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