Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Sleeptarded

1. The state of mind that a person is acting more goofy than normal due to lack of sleep i.e. slap happy I am so sleeptarded that I skippe..

Expecially

1. Ignorance. Nuff said. Yo yo yo, hook me up wid anutha chicken leg dog. Coodat. Chicken is da shit, yo... expecially wit wottamelon. ..

Miller Mud

1. 1. When you have some pretty bad shits after a night of some hardcore drinking. see also beer shits Clint: Dude my fucking ass is on f..

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