Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Strut

1. walking with attitude walkin down the street See joey 2. The way pimps walk. "Daym, he be struttin down the street and da girl..

Quote Of Faith

1. Similar to a leap of faith. A person uses a word when having heard it used once or being unsure of the actual meaning. Can be very emba..

Earsdropping

1. Listening to the music playing through somebody's earbuds. I was earsdropping on that new babe at the gym. She had some strange t..

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