Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Fardgure Fager

1. Pronunciation: (far jur) Fager 1. (noun) The word from Austin Powers: Goldmember which is a butchered pronunciation of father Fardgur..

Idno

1. Short-hand for 'I don't know' idno, what do you want to do?..

Bxa

1. bxa is kinda like hxc or sxe but instead of being lame. its badXass. =] cool, or rad Dude, you painted your nintendo GREEN! Thats so ..

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