Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Zio

1. its italian it's uncle but in italy thay also use it to say friend bella zio = hay man See italians, zio, uncle, friend, hayman..

óskiljanlegur

1. icelandic for unintelligible, well i think it's funny god icelandic is positively óskiljanlegur..

Applausion

1. An explosion of applause "Dude, that guy was amazing at guitar! Did you hear that applausion he got? I almost went deaf!" Se..

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