Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

S.b.n.

1. Acronym - Stuck Behind Niggers When black people walk really slowly and you get stuck behind them in the hallways on your way to class...

Vacate

1. To leave somewhere. To exit. To "jet". To "make like a tree and leaf". The act of creating vacancy. "Do it o..

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