Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Losing

1. pronouncd "low-sing" stands for Lawn Ornament Stealing, where several groups treck around the city in cars and steal select l..

Idejder

1. Little prick who ninja loots dammit you fucking idejder go to hell..

4-5-1

1. The devil's gift to football. Teams that play 4-5-1 usually want to play to a 0-0 draw, attack only when it is absolutely necessary..

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