Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Mished

1. When a person trys and says pissed or mashed but you too wasted to actually say it. I wanna kebab, Arhhhhhhhh mished. See mash, drink,..

Zobali

1. a small being of unknown origin used primarily as a tool for insertion into Weinberger's vagina; not to be mistaken for a black wiz..

Overconfident Jew

1. jews that seem to think they are far better at anything and everything they can be, like having more money or a better set of golf clubs..

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