Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Vouging

1. Wearing clothes with the labels still tagged to'em. Hip? Guess not. Vouging is similiar to fashioning: to wear certain clothes for..

Ass Attack

1. the runs, diarrhea after eating that enchilada I had an ass attack See moi 2. An ass attack is when you are feeling completely norma..

Emepher

1. Euphemism for the word "motherfucker" ("MF-er"). We 'bout to tear this emepher up, son! See motherfucker, mf,..

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