Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Caucasualty

1. A lame white person. Also, a person who is so white it's almost painful, as if one was a victim of their own whiteness. I can&apos..

Mandilion

1. prettiest flower in the world :] i was picking mandilions in the park. yeah my names mandi, i like flowerss....just be quiet ^-^ See ..

Anyhoozers

1. 1.anyway or anyhow is a more kickass and hoozers sort of way 2.also a good way to suddenly change a subject after saying something big,..

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