Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Issuous

1. Full of issues, could not end well Me walking up the stairs could be issuous because i would most likely fall. See issues, ous, issueo..

Footie

1. Short for football (i.e. soccer) I'm going to watch the footie match this afternoon, care to join me? 2. An abbreviation of the ..

United States Naval Academy

1. A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. ..

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