Optometrist Suprise

What is Optometrist Suprise?

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

Bonus Dump

1. An extra shit that occurs over and above from what you normally poop during the day. "Hey. I just took a bonus dump and am I feeli..

Awkward Stacking

1. -Awkward Stacking- occurs when an awkward moment happens in a chat room , and the person on the other end of the conversation stops repl..

Mom Destroyer

1. An Arabian bastard who beats his mom with lamps, slippery dildos, etc. Lee M. is a mom destroyer. His mom is so ripped now. 2. An Ar..

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