What is Optoreal?
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A more efficient way of calling someone an optimistic realist. One becomes "optoreal" when he or she understands what will most likely occur, but nevertheless haphazardly hopes for the best possible outcome.
"I have conjunctivitis. I don't think I'll go to school tomorrow to make sure no one else catches it, even though I think it will be gone by tonight."
"Oh, I didn't know you were optoreal!!"
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Ironic in the Alanis Morissette way, but not in the literary definition of ironic way.
Rain on your wedding day? That's not ironic..