What is Opulent Kiss?
Originated in late 2004 when users of various homosexual websites had to endure the moronic postings of a user by the name of "Opulent Kiss".
Has since become a slang term on the London scene for urinating either through necessity or during the act of sex.
Excuse me one moment, I'm just going upstairs for an opulent kiss.
Term used on Internet message boards to describe somebody who tries to impress by making up stories to mask the fact they're actually very sad and live with their mother.
He said he'd had three children and made his first million by the age of sixteen, but we discovered he was a lonely 43 year old in a council house and it was just an opulent kiss.