Oraclise

What is Oraclise?


1.

The process of over-complicating a simple database design to within an inch of it's life. Typical knock on effects include :-

a) delaying project delivery dates by weeks/months

b) an oversized ego of the database designer who done the oraclising

c) general hatred towards the database designer who did the oraclising

All I wanted to do was add 5 values to a combo box but that jumped up DBA had to oraclise it.

See database, design, dba, projects

2.

The process of over-complicating a simple Oracle database design to within an inch of it's life. Typical knock on effects include :-

a) delaying project delivery dates by weeks/months

b) an oversized ego of the database designer who done the oraclising

c) general hatred towards the database designer who now has an oversized ego

All I wanted to do was add 5 combo box values into a pre-defined type/value table but that "prick of a jumped up DBA" decided to oraclise it.

See oracle, over-engineered, complicated, database, dba


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