Oral Constipation

What is Oral Constipation?


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when someone who is usually full of words and useless sayings is suddenly put on the spot, and can't find shit to say. A lack of words.

When Pres. Bush was asked why we are in Iraq, his jaw just dropped. He must suffer from oral constipation.

When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.

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