What is Oral Hersheiser?
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Taking a dump in a person's mouth while smacking them in the forehead with a "meat bat." While various penetrations are highly encouraged, a true Oral Hersheiser must not include sexual consummation, as the eponymous baseball player holds the record for most "scoreless innings."
"You haven't had Scheiße till you've had an Oral Hersheiser!"
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A middle-aged individual's self-description when feeling old beyond their years
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