Oral Hershiser

What is Oral Hershiser?


1.

The act of a girl (or guy, for all of you Lance Bass-type people) fellating a guy, and then having the guy defecating in the girl's mouth. This is not to be confused with Orel Hershiser, a former MLB pitcher and current analyst for ESPN.

Man, Sylvanta wanted me to just orgasm in her mouth, but I gave the Oral Hershiser instead.

See oral, anal, fellatio, fags, lance bass

2.

When a female is giving you dome and somehow blows out her elbow like a major league pitcher.

Q: Why are you wearing a sling?

A: Well I was giving this guy and Oral Hershiser the other day and I ended up needing Tommy John surgery.

See head, oral, blumpkin

3.

The act of being fellated by a woman while standing (she's on her knees), cumming in her mouth, and pulling a quick 180 to then fire out a log into her cum-filled orifice.

Event form:

I'd been eating fiber bars all day to prepare for our Oral Hershiser.

Verb form:

She gave me oral, then I spun around and hershised that bitch.

See oral, hershiser, hershed, poop


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