Oral-b Brush Ups Edit Meaning

1. The area just above the asshole I tried to fuck my girlfriend in her{asshole} and miss judged and got her right in her prehole instead...

1. When you have sex with a woman on her period and youre left with blood on the end of your penis. Then using a clean piece of toilet pape..

1. One of the fastest, best Jaguar cars. Prefferably British Racing Series. V12, unfortinatly its not made any more. "The XJ12 burnt..