What is Orange?
1.
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
2.
Noun:
1. A bold color, a cross between yellow and red.
2. A spherical citrus fruit of this color.
Adjective:
1. of or relating to the color orange
2. of or relating to the flavor of the orange fruit.
Random:
1. A word you'll never see at the end of a line of a rhyming poem.
2. Punchline of a grade school knock-knock joke.
The plural form is "oranges," which is also a sweet poem about a first date by the author Gary Soto.
Orange soda doesn't taste like oranges, but at least it's the right color.
...Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
3.
rhymes with door hinge
hey dumbass what rhymes with orange?
door hinge, i own u. AHAHAHA
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4.
The colour people become when they try to get a fake tan
I've turned orange!
5.
a fat version of a tangerine that doesn't taste as good and is harder to peel
I wish i had a tangerine because it takes too long to peel this orange
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6.
The sort of wanker living in N Ireland who thinks it's cool to march around in bowler hats and white gloves celebrating a 300 year old victory. I've got news for yez, lads, it isn't. It's fucking funny though.
Also a kind of fruit, but crucially different from an apple in that you never hear the phrase "Fuck off, ya wee apple bastard."
"Ulster says No, but the Man from Delmonte he say Yes, and he's an Orangeman too" - Rev Ian Paisley addressing a goatshagger's rally in Drumlister in 1988.
"Feck off yez useless Orange bastards" - 60,000 Celtic supporters at the last Rangers-Celtic game.
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7.
An adjective referring to the qualities associated with the color worn by the Orangemen of Northern Ireland. These qualities include being a Unionist, a Protestant and a worthless Limey bastard.
It was fitting John wore an orange shirt on St.Patrick's Day because he was an orange unionist heathen bastard.
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