Orange Blastaphon

What is Orange Blastaphon?


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Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.

Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.

See alcohol, orange, gin


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