Orange Penis

What is Orange Penis?


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the "orange penis" is contracted from having eatin cheetos and then watching free porn thats absolutley and totally illegal and having a massive erection...i think you know the rest...

also known as (the gilded fuck stick)

(the saltie twinkie)

(a bad spray on tan)

(i call mine sir. squirtsinmyeye)


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