What is Orangutang Bagel Bang?


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When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burnand dirty bagelin'

Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.

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