Orangutaun Toaster

What is Orangutaun Toaster?


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1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.

Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.

See toaster, monkey, dirty, toast


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